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Shitty music that white mom's listen to. Commonly has a basedrop.
Damn that is some wack ass momstep your playing Shannon.
momstep by Lil_Sus_God May 21, 2018
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A shit version of dupstep or trap that’s so watered down, even white, stay-at-home moms can listen to it. Usually it is the only form of electronic music you can find on the radio, mainly because a mom can’t figure out what SoundCloud is.
I hate getting rides from Jake because his mom, Shannon, is always playing momstep.
Momstep by Big_China June 8, 2018
What happens after your Mom counts to three.
Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster
momster by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016
A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster.
The momster is really angry tonight...
momster by Kitten123 July 28, 2005
A mom who is extremely scary, or scary looking.
Boy: Dude, that hag is a total momster!
Momster by Notorious VIC January 25, 2010
"A puppy for Christmas?! Thanks Momster, it's just what I always wanted!"
momster by LaurenLEE December 21, 2008

Momsterbate 

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.
Momsterbate by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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