momstep

Shitty music that white mom's listen to. Commonly has a basedrop.

Damn that is some wack ass momstep your playing Shannon.

by Lil_Sus_God May 21, 2018

Momstep

A shit version of dupstep or trap that’s so watered down, even white, stay-at-home moms can listen to it. Usually it is the only form of electronic music you can find on the radio, mainly because a mom can’t figure out what SoundCloud is.

I hate getting rides from Jake because his mom, Shannon, is always playing momstep.

by Big_China June 8, 2018

momster

What happens after your Mom counts to three.

Mom: 1, 2, 3
Child: Oh no, she's becoming a Momster

by Yermy Battled Warter December 8, 2016

momster

A word used in conversation of siblings to complain about their mother. Comes from "mom" + "monster" = momster.

The momster is really angry tonight...

by Kitten123 July 28, 2005

Momster

A mom who is extremely scary, or scary looking.

Boy: Dude, that hag is a total momster!

by Notorious VIC January 25, 2010

momster

A term of endearment for your dear mom.

"A puppy for Christmas?! Thanks Momster, it's just what I always wanted!"

by LaurenLEE December 21, 2008

Momsterbate

Masterbating to pictures of only your mom.

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.

by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015