A shit version of dupstep or trap that’s so watered down, even white, stay-at-home moms can listen to it. Usually it is the only form of electronic music you can find on the radio, mainly because a mom can’t figure out what SoundCloud is.

I hate getting rides from Jake because his mom, Shannon, is always playing momstep.

Momstep by Big_China June 8, 2018

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Momscoped

When your mother disturbs you during a game of Call of Duty or Counter Strike Global Offensive. Usually ends in losing the round.

Man, I was playing CoD yesterday with James, but he got momscoped, so we lost the match!

Momscoped by nIgrs August 11, 2016

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Mobstoppaz

Originated in 1950 by an italian man known as The Mobster. Means a group of people with great power, will never be defeated, and control all of the underground in a sleak, unknown way. They are out to take over anyone who thinks they are part of a gang with power.

"There is no known example for this word"

Mobstoppaz by The Mobster May 13, 2005

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Momstormed

It's when you are doing something such as playing modern warfare 2 on the xbox, and your whore of a mother comes in the room like an -SS- trooper yelling orders like your some kind of jewish servent

guy1: "guy2 what's up?"
guy2: "not much just getting wrecked by preditor missles"
guy1: " o yea?"
guy2: "yea dude so FUCK IM GETTING MOMSTORMED."
Mom: "YOU FAGGOT GO DO SHIT THAT HAS NO PURPOSE OF BEING DONE RIGHT NOW BUT YOU MUST DO IT NOW!"

Momstormed by Bang Bang1337 August 2, 2010

momstipated

When your kids won't leave you alone long enough so you can take a shit.

Inability to shit because you have an audience of small people.

Becca, I haven't been able to shit for days...I'm momstipated. They never let me shit in peace.

momstipated by Broken&DamagedGoods April 2, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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