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Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.
"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."
Moldy's Law by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019

Moldy Shorts 

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.
The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.
Moldy Shorts by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

Molly's Pub 

It's where we all go after a long day of jamming out.
Eyy brah let's hit up Molly's Pub for a brewski.
Molly's Pub by Jdawg12365 August 4, 2021

Molly’s Bitch 

It’s your typical simp, get bitched by their girl and do anything for any hoe.

Started from people getting addicted on molly the same way simps get addicted for threesh’s,skeez’s, and whore’s.
Yo kylan looking like molly’s bitch right now.

Moldy Shoulder 

The Moldy Shoulder, commonly referred to as the Moldy Shouldy, is waiting for someone to fall asleep and then ejaculating on their shoulder without waking or alerting them in the morning.
"Dude my girl stole a handful of my fries yesterday, so I gave her a fucking Moldy Shoulder!"

moldy strawberry 

The residue left after someone writes or draws something on a car window in the winter. Common examples are smiley faces, hearts, tic-tac-toe boards, names, and "HELP" spelled backwards.
"It look's like someone drew a smiley face on the window back here."
"What? I guess someone left me a moldy strawberry."
moldy strawberry by Cooper Estav January 2, 2014