A 400 pound plus male or female human life form that just sits around and eats and sweats. These humans leach off of the system to the point that they suck up any moisture around them as well as food and beverage and leave no moisture, food or beverage for any other hard working human.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
A moisture pig is worse than a swamp donkey and less athletic.
A moisture pig also is greatly affected by gravity and spends a lot of time on the ground, typically due to falling.
Look at the size of the hair diaper on that moisture pig.
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
That moisture pig stood so close to me that it dehydrated me!
by Bshifters December 15, 2019
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Synonym for a male's sex life. Used to obscure the subject of the conversation when around others (girlfriends, parents, eavesdroppers etc.).
Example 1:
Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??
Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?
Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.
Tom: Cuz, I heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how'd that work out??
Sharif: Yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.
Example 2:
Tom: Yo kid, you and Jen been hangin out a lot recently, what's up with that?
Sharif: For real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, I was just about to turn gay.
by TeaOhEm May 28, 2011
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by blake88 March 24, 2006
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Moisture farming is when you are fingering you girlfriends butt hole and it get to dry to go deeper. So, you got the pussy to get you fingers wet. Then you drop back into the butt hole.
Her asshole was to dry for one finger so I did some moisture farming then 2 fingers went right in.
Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker
Famous quote" My uncle is a Moisture Farmer." Luke Skywalker
by Krrrap March 18, 2016
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by americanpride in nd October 29, 2010
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He slid his hands in between her thighs and slowly opened them to reveal her magical moisture oyster.
by PandaPwned July 15, 2012
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you jerk off into a sleeping or passed out girls hand, then tickle her nose with a feather, then she proceeds to wipe her face with her seaman filled hand
Last night Nicole got hammered and passed out, so Chris gave her the midnight moisturizer. She woke up in the morning and looked like a glazed doughnut.
by Sean A. Collins November 27, 2007
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