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mohn by Mohn fan 28 January 12, 2021
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An 11/10 guy with a 10/10 ride.
"Hey, does that cool guy really drive one of those old VW Polos? I've always wanted one of those."
"Yeah, he's such a mohn!"
mohn by wholesome idiot January 13, 2021
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A 10/10 guy with an 11/10 ride.
"You see that dude over there? I hear he drives a little vintage VW"
"I know, he's such a mohn"
mohn by wholesome idiot January 13, 2021
Mohn is a swagy individual. He likes cars and is a really chill guy and stands for the good in the world.
Example:
Person A: Woman rights are human rights!!

Person B: Do you like Hotwheels?
Person A: Sure.
Person B: You are such a mohn.
Mohn by Mohnfan42 January 13, 2021

Monte Carlo [mohn-tay cah-low] 

Noun

1. Biscuit

2. Stress Relief

3. Popular party trick

4. A delicious and creamy biscuit forged in the deep mountains of the Himalayas. Believed to have cured cancer in many provinces, the Monte Carlo was a historic treat for many civilizations. The Monte Carlo had been transported via donkey in the late 1800's from the Himalayan mountains; most notably the Tibet region - to Munich, Germany. A man had over time on the long journey from both countries experienced an extremely sore anus ah-noos and had an idea to re-leave this pain. Thus the creaminess of the Monte Carlo was used as he placed it and several others of similiar size right up his anus anoos. As people witnessed his glorified facial expressions after delivering such a release of uncomfort, many people have associated the Monte Carlo with pain and stress relief and in other cases also strange pleasures.
"Michael, I am having a real hard time today." says man 1.

"Here enjoy a Monte Carlo mohn-tay cah-low to relieve you from that back pain". says man 2.

"You mean anus ah-noos pain!" says man1.

"Ah yes my bad." says man 2.

Justin Mohn 

Justin Mohn is a YouTuber who was famous for making a video of him with his father's decapitated head using a machete. His father was a federal worker, so he killed him. The video shows him rambling about his father being a federal worker and he held his dad's head, the dad's head being wrapped in saran wrap. The end of the video showed his father's head in a vase. According to some comments, he was completely aware of what he did and had a concise plan before doing it. The video was on YouTube for 6 hours before it was taken down. Justin's mom found his organs exposed infront of the sink.
I've heard of Justin Mohn killing his father. This is the reason you shouldn't have kids.
Justin Mohn by PomeranianFluff July 19, 2024
Really cute and caring, a girl would get a malfunction after seeing Mohnish ;)
OMG he looks just like Mohnish!
Mohnish by Jack the Viking November 25, 2021
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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