Mogetition 

A competition, for mogging.

"he done messed up the mogetition real hard"

Mogetition by Donald Duck Blows Trumpet October 1, 2024

mompetition 

The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

She engaged me in mompetition insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.

mompetition by FLmom December 21, 2009

Mortition 

This is when you get a friend that you need revenge on really drunk and take them to the morg. You get a girl out of one of the storage compartments and put her on a bed or table. Tell your friend she wants him to eat her out. After he starts punch the dead person in the stomach to allow the gases to release. This will cause your friend to pass out until the morning in which he will find himself waking up to an extremely awkward moment.

I swear to God. One day I am going to give that kid a mortition.

Mortition by Bob Pruett December 28, 2007