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Don't be a moe be a joe 

"Don't be a Mo, be a Joe..."
A profound statement pertaining to work ethics, in which somebody should avoid being a lazy ass, worthless, conniving trickster bitch, and instead, should adhere to a set of standards that is above the average "Joe"
If you want quality over quantity, don't be a moe be a Joe.
Another version of the moose knuckle or plum smuggler.
Monty sure had his Moe Toe out today
MOE TOE by darbre2 July 29, 2010

Moe-tastic

Descriptive of the properties inherent to a certain quality of moustache that increases pleasure during cunnilingus and simultaneously destroys all prospects of the wearer ever being taken seriously
Moe-tastic by TheNeotecht July 23, 2008
HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE
Moe traux by Kiana Madeira simp January 22, 2022

Tarjei Sandvik Moe 

The most godly person/actor to ever consume cardamom ever. An angel among earthly creatures.
Tarjei Sandvik Moe worked so hard during Skam Season 3

Welcome to moe's! 

When your about to cum inside of a girl you look her in the eyes and scream "welcome to moe's!"
Charlie is having intense butt sex with a girl and he came inside her and yelled "welcome to moe's!"
Welcome to moe's! by willman2714 February 20, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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