Modern Warfag

Somebody who plays Modern Warfare 2 too much

Guy 1: Hey let's see if Steve can go to the movies with us

Guy 2: No man he's on a Modern Warfare 2 binge. He hasn't left his basement for three days!

Guy 1: What a Modern Warfag.

Modern Warfag by Undead x4x rent February 20, 2011

Modern Warfare 2019 

Camping simulator

Andy: Bro what’s wrong?
John: Bro when I trying to cross the motherfucking street in modern warfare 2019 Some Campers fucking shot me to death

Andy:Oh Ok?

Modern Warfare 2019 by LindFich April 9, 2020

Modern Warfare Remastered 

The reason most people are going to buy Infinite Warfare. Taking the amazing game from 2007 and making it look like it came out this year.

Can't wait to get Modern Warfare remastered! I also get Infinite Warfare for free along with it but I could care less about that game.

Modern Warfare Remastered by Assassin aprentice November 3, 2016

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome 

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.

Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010

Modern Warfare Flu 

A sudden absence from: work, school, other important events; that coincides with the release of a new video game

Bill: Where's Steve, he hasn't been at work today?
Ted: Well, the new Call of Duty game just came out.
Bill: Oh, he's got a case of the Modern Warfare Flu

Modern Warfare Flu by ThisGuy457 November 12, 2009

Modern Warfare

A game full of Camping and crouch walking Corner posted idiots!!!

I don’t play Modern Warfare because they camp too much!

Modern Warfare by MWBlackoppsGod November 20, 2019

modern warfare

Proof that all future wars will be won through the use of grenade spamming, people getting killed by a held knife from 30 feet away, and future soldiers regenerating their bullet wounds unless shot 5 times within 10 seconds, while coming back to life slightly out of the action if killed.

"Damn it! They brought out the noob tubes again! FALL BACK!"

-Modern Warfare Player #5000000

modern warfare by MW2Troll July 26, 2010