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Mockasium 

When you're using both sarcasm and mocking at the same time.
Like when someone aggressively moves to the front of the line, saying to the clerk "Do you know who I am?" Immediately the clerk, skilled at mockasium, pages "we need everyone's help..we have a man at the counter who doesn't know who he is"
Mockasium by Baby cakies July 28, 2024
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Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya 

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

Mockasunya 

A mockasunya is a cat also known as Horus.
I love playing with mockasunya
Mockasunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

Mockasaur 

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).
Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
Mockasaur by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

mockasian 

A white person with the asian level of intellect. fosian
That damn mockasian got an A!
mockasian by Jashey poo December 3, 2005

mockasian 

a white person (caucasian) who thinks they're asian
That friggin mockasian threatened to poke my eyes out with his chopsticks.
mockasian by LaLa-artpd4 December 28, 2005

mockasian 

playing on the stereotype that Asians are smart- a white person (caucasian) that is studious, works hard, and is successful
In my algebra class, only 5 people were asian and the rest were mockasian.
mockasian by LiLaLi December 28, 2005
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murderhobo 

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