Mockasaur 

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

Mockasaur by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya 

A Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya is loosely based around the deity mockasunya..also known as Horus the cat

All hail! Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya

Bogadunya mockasunya chockachunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

Mockasunya 

A mockasunya is a cat also known as Horus.

I love playing with mockasunya

Mockasunya by Punkrck1995 January 6, 2022

momasaurus 

over protective, yet micro-managing mother who uses guilt to try and make you change your mind

Everytime I try to explain to my momasaurus my future plans she gets upset and then tries to discuss how if I do it a different way my life would be easier.

momasaurus by ooober goober March 25, 2010

Cockasaurus 

Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches.

Also see "Zoah"

That guy I went home from the bar with last night was a real Cockasaurus. He tore my taint in half and now I'm shitting out of my box.

Cockasaurus by Zarr January 20, 2004

mackasaurus

a total playa. A guy who just spits game nonstop.

-Did you see scully hitting on those sophomores last night?
-Yeah, he was being a total mackasaurus.

mackasaurus by fukgoombchicks November 10, 2009

mockatarian 

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.

mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.

mockatarian by boodody March 1, 2005