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Mocha Dick 

Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.
As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.
Mocha Dick by speedog June 13, 2010
Words you can keep

Mocha Dick 

When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.
Try a mocha dick; it’ll melt your dick.
Mocha Dick by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA 

A person who thinks hes got a big dick, but in reality he is lying. He probably has a small dick or not even a dick.
Guy 1: Yo Karl

Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell 

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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