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mocha bear

Term for a man who is half white, half black in ethnicity and also has the temper of a recently awakened from hibernation bear.
The inner mocha bear in Devon came out when the grocery store was out of Colt .45
by BalthazarUllr May 21, 2010
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Mocha Bear

A brown cat that is fat and fluffy and looks like a bear, and is very round. Orange eyes that match the sunset. As you look into its eyes its manipulative powers manifest into your soul and takes over one’s mind. Meows like no other meow ever heard before the, sounds of it reach the highest points of heaven.
by Conner James llll June 5, 2025
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mochaboarding

Similar to waterboarding, but not necessarily in the context of torture, depending on the temperature of the coffee.

Usually the mochaboardee will lay flat on the floor while he or someone else pours a steady stream of coffee over the recipient's face and into the mouth. This practice is particularly effective for making it to work on time after a night of heavy drinking.
Sid: "Dude, I'm so obnoxiously hung over...what a party last night, eh?"

Roger: "No doubt, I had to have Glenda put me through a mochaboarding session this morning, just to make it here on time..."
by zambizzi January 12, 2008
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Mochabear

An up and coming rapper from the 269, commonly associated with MOTA562 and the Shayboi. Co-founder of Lanki$tan.
Damn y'all here mochabear on the new LA/KZOO track? Shit slapped.
by jeezuslover69696 January 21, 2019
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m0chabearkinnie_

The tiktoker who makes kinda ass content but it’s fine and who has the content of random shit.
blanca : hey do u know m0chabearkinnie_ ?
jennifer : no why?
blanca : you should follow her on tiktok!
jennifer : ok!
by m0chabearkinnie_ March 16, 2021
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