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Mobei-jun 

Eventual king of the Northen Desert, an OP side character in proud immortal demon way, and is God's favorite. Literally made according to said God's taste in men. Emotionally constipated, family issues, anger issues, abandonment issues, attachment issues, relationship issues, everything-issues. Thinks hes being romantic by beating up his crush but is actually just making every 100x complicated , SOMEHOW managed to pull the baddest bitch of all time (the crush AND god, Shang Qinghua) by being autistic, but had a situationship with him for a majority of Scum Villan. Probably thinks he and Shang Qinghua are already married, while Shang Qinghua just realized that they might be friends (LMAOOO GET FREINDZONED). Whats that? Communication? No he’s never heard of that and neither has Shang Qinghua, they'd much rather misunderstand everything😊.
“I wonder why Mobei-jun keeps giving me stuff and doing gestures that could be considered romantic. Mabye because he appreciates me so much!”
-Shang Qinghua every FUCKING time.
Mobei-jun by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025
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