Mobei-jun

Eventual king of the Northen Desert, an OP side character in proud immortal demon way, and is God's favorite. Literally made according to said God's taste in men. Emotionally constipated, family issues, anger issues, abandonment issues, attachment issues, relationship issues, everything-issues. Thinks hes being romantic by beating up his crush but is actually just making every 100x complicated , SOMEHOW managed to pull the baddest bitch of all time (the crush AND god, Shang Qinghua) by being autistic, but had a situationship with him for a majority of Scum Villan. Probably thinks he and Shang Qinghua are already married, while Shang Qinghua just realized that they might be friends (LMAOOO GET FREINDZONED). Whats that? Communication? No he’s never heard of that and neither has Shang Qinghua, they'd much rather misunderstand everything😊.

“I wonder why Mobei-jun keeps giving me stuff and doing gestures that could be considered romantic. Mabye because he appreciates me so much!”
-Shang Qinghua every FUCKING time.

Mobei-jun by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Related Words

Mobei-jun • mobe • Mober • mobie • Monei • mobey • mobec • Mobed • Mobee • mobein

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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