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Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.
Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?
by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009
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Seno Miyagi

Seno is the Director of the Science Division of Second Earth. He is insistant towards the high council about keeping Marlene from being omitted so that she can remain as partners with Yuji on the battlefield.
Seno Miyagi discovers a link between the B-cells and the sleepers, and implements an experiment. Later he learns that there might be a deception by the High Council and organizes "The Ark," an underground organization to stop the experimentation of the B-Cells.

Seno Miyagi is a fucking badass. Definitely one of my favorite characters from Blue Gender.
by Dancing with Fire June 21, 2011
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Sweet balls Miyagi

A fancy and exciting new way of saying "yeah sweet" or "great idea".

Other uses include a substitute for: "I agree", "Yes I will", "That sounds great", etc.

Allows the user to freestyle with their own mashups of the phrase, eg. "Sweet balls Miyagos" / "Sweet balls Miyaaag".

Often used in conjunction with the exclamation "WAX ON, WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!".

Always abbreviated in text form as "SBM".
1. Kid after taking his first shit: "I DID IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi"

2. Kid after graduating college: "I MADE IT MA!"
Mum: "Sweet balls miyagi, WAX ON WAX OFF MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Madmancloak September 27, 2011
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Sketchy Miyagi

Word from which things may be looking to go wrong and only just avoiding the situation - Australian slang discovered on the gold coast
" kid falling from a 100 foot drop and surviving" ahhh your doing a sketchy miyagi there son!
by Mr Miyagi May 26, 2004
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Soggy Miyagi

When a boy tea bags another boy or girl in the mouth and pokes his or her eye with his penis. Mr. Miyagi (Karate Kid) invented and is the master of this move.
The girl likes it when i give her the old soggy miyagi.
by Mr.Miyagi November 14, 2006
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Soggy Miyagi

Soggy Miyagi- A fart so juicy, it makes your underwear soggy. A form of shart.
Man, I laughed so hard, I did a soggy Miyagi.
by Zozo the Cat February 7, 2010
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Soggy Miyagi

When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.
Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over
by master-peeyagi September 25, 2021
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