Mittelschmerz is a german word that defines the pains of a woman whilst her period.
It is most commonly said in Upper-Austria.
Sometimes is is used as an insult to both males and females.
Mittelschmerz must always begin with a capital letter.
Literally: middlepain
Example 1:
John: Where is Marie?
Steve: Marie is having her Mittelschmerz
Example 2:
John: Where is Steve?
Marie: I think he is having his Mittelschmerz right now.
It is most commonly said in Upper-Austria.
Sometimes is is used as an insult to both males and females.
Mittelschmerz must always begin with a capital letter.
Literally: middlepain
Example 1:
John: Where is Marie?
Steve: Marie is having her Mittelschmerz
Example 2:
John: Where is Steve?
Marie: I think he is having his Mittelschmerz right now.
period pain Mittelschmerz
by s4lt0s March 5, 2014
Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry
EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry
Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.
God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.
by TheClitoralHoodlums April 17, 2019