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A mitsume is the biggest bitch in the world. She becomes your best friend and then dates the man\woman you are in love with, pretending that she had no clue you loved them. Another thing Mitsume's like to do is to betray you when you're going through a tough time with your partner.
your partner: "I don't even want anything to do with him anymore."

Mitsume: "Yeah, I don't even consider him my friend anymore."
Mitsume by Triorio July 17, 2009
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Kokoro Mitsume 

a character in the dangan ronpa fangame, sdra2

she's extremely gay for Emma Magorobi and is actually a middle aged woman.
"Kokoro Mitsume so hoawttt... you know who she is?"
Kokoro Mitsume by leilifu May 19, 2019
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mitsuketa 

Kono omoi ga mitsuketa yume = This thought is the dream I've found
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Mitsuteru Yokoyama 

Mitsuteru Yokoyama (横山 光輝, Yokoyama Mitsuteru, June 18, 1934 – April 15, 2004) was a Japanese manga artist born in Suma Ward of Kobe City in Hyōgo Prefecture. His personal name was originally spelled Mitsuteru (光照), with the same pronunciation. His works include Tetsujin 28-go (Aka Gigantor), Giant Robo, Akakage, Babel II, Sally the Witch, Princess Comet, and adaptations of the Chinese classics Water Margin and Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Mitsuteru Yokoyama entered the Sumitomo Mitsui Banking Corporation after graduation from high school, but quit his job before five months passed because there was no time to draw a manga. He found a new job as a publicity department member for a movie company based in Kobe and pursued his manga artist career on his free time.
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