Mitio

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Mitio is just a random mother*ucking stoner. He loves f*cking forty years old women and smoking pot. There are many Mitios but most famous is known as "Mozuka" cause he's so "smart" guy. Mitio loves alcohol and smoking Marlboro reds. He's also f*cking single guy so you can beat him if you see him on da streets. You can call him cause he got no homies

Mitio loves alcohol

Mitio by Pi6kaaa November 20, 2021

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mitio

Mitio is a super honest person who will never lie to you about anything.

How do I look, Mitio"
"You looks like a garbage bag"

mitio by Plko7380 h November 20, 2021

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Mitio

Mitio is a super honest person who will never lie to you

How do I look, Mitio?
You looks like a garbage bag.

Mitio by Plko7380 h November 21, 2021

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minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

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mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other

BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny

mitochondria by Zaniel December 18, 2017

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Miitopia

The best game of all time

Miitopia is the best.

Miitopia by Pure Ultimate March 19, 2020

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Chlorophyll mitochondria

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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