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mites are on a chicken's ass. 

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.
Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

Sweat mites 

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch
Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites
Sweat mites by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019

Meth Mites 

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs
Meth mites are not real, go to sleep
Meth Mites by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010

Midge mites 

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.
Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

whore mites 

Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person
Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites
whore mites by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014

hood mites 

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint
Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"
hood mites by Jordan P January 16, 2017
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
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