"Hey, do you wanna see that movie tonight?"
"Sorry I have an important date with my dog."
by Maybe :p August 25, 2015
Your dog is the best- My dog is the best
people who dont like dogs, never had a dog or just bad people
unless the dog was out of there mind
my dogs great
so is yours
my dog is so bad he ate my taco bell earlier.
by imneverheather October 6, 2020
me: ok I'm in school

my dog: rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ima car I` just got out of the car wash

me: oh no my dog gonna run over me

me: gets run over while running down the hall

me: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my dog is gonna run me over
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 2, 2020
An entity who has suffered a horrible death
by Chuck_Norblock January 22, 2021
my dog is so big that it rips pussy open
by 333xan333 October 19, 2018
I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.
by APB15 November 18, 2008