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Mister Wolf

Mister Wolf is a guy that has intense blue eyes, long brown hair... had a bunch of piercings took most of them out.
Sexy teeth much like a wolf total eye candy not exactly a chick magnet but that is to be expected from an introvert borderline extrovert likes to go to the bar, has a handful of friends, has two green thumbs, animals love him, very shy at first an quiet but also likes to show off, really into Hellsing animes, enjoys music an collecting things, he has a big heart but doesn't want to get hurt understandable, loves biking an has an artsy side, enjoys going on adventure, the world is mister wolves osyster.
Did you see Mister Wolf over there god he is sexy.

What time is it mister wolf?
"Whatever time you want it to be"
Winky Face lol
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what's the time mister wolf? 

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.
Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."

Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
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