Misstomitis

An extremely rare and serious medical condition in which the Misstom organ shrinks drastically. Treatment is simple but medicine must be administered on a daily basis.

Nancy Brady: I’m coming down with a serious case of Misstomitis
Friend: oh shit that sounds serious... what is it?
Nancy Brady: It comes on every time I miss my brother, Tom Brady, too much.

Misstomitis by Chocolate chips!!! September 22, 2018

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Misstitis

Feelings of not being missed by anyone.

My brother is suffering with misstitis

Misstitis by BluDee November 12, 2020

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Misstitis

Fear of not being missed by people.

My mother is suffering with misstitis.

Misstitis by BluDee November 12, 2020

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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