Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.

Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."

Missed Opportunity by babyzierad December 13, 2009

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

Missed opportunity by mrphil January 13, 2021

missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

missed opportunity by aaw1 April 15, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022