Definitions by mrphil

Kristel 

A sexy ginger ho from Iceland. She keeps her youthful complexion with regular Icelandic face asks and keeps her energy up with regular Belgium breakfasts.

Last night I dreamt about kristel and came in my pants

Kristel by mrphil March 5, 2021

MelonKnob 

The stem of a melon that is used by George Michael for anal intervention

Freddie had great fun with that melonknob last night

MelonKnob by mrphil March 3, 2021

Shorts 

President elect of the Hull University Union LGBQTL+ Society 2001. Ran a good campaign but ultimately failed.

That shorts was an utter legend at uni.

Shorts by mrphil January 15, 2021

White People 

A group of white people who attended Hull University at the turn of the century

Omg them white people are so fit, especially the one in shorts, he looks like he could run for president

White People by mrphil January 14, 2021

Missed opportunity

When you tell your future cousin in law she could make money by painting reproductive organs and she doesn't start painting them

Katie, all the gays wanna see your artwork of their dongs, it's a missed opportunity

Missed opportunity by mrphil January 13, 2021