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misderection 

The result of a man being sexually aroused by a woman, only to realize later the arouser is a man.
Doug found himself as a deeply wounded victim of misderection while visiting a massage parlor in Thailand

misderection 

When a straight man's penis gets erect upon seeing a person whom they mistakenly thought was a genetic female, just to realize that they aren't. Works vice-versa for homosexual men.
I got a huge misderection watching that trap on youtube.
misderection by dicktionar January 18, 2022

Disperfection 

The perceived state of being faulty or incomplete.

The imperfect form of imperfection.

The self proclaimed shame we all carry.
"At times I crumble under the weight of my own disperfections".
"One mustn't Identify with their disperfections, they must first accept them in order to transcend them".

"When I was able to accept my disperfections, I felt a great release that allowed me to move on and grow".
Disperfection by Doyle Wunder March 14, 2022

misderectionize 

When you get owned by the master thinking your owning/pwning a noob i.e. the one playing the fool while you get imprinted in the system of jbrowskies knoppik software program.
You do know I'm helping misderectionize your dumb ass with untrue story's and tales to keep it going long enough to watch your d get eatin alive by BBE jbrowskie right?
Keep playin players. This usualy occurs only amogsed the best hacks...backlash can happen so tread carefully tards.

misperception 

Person 1: Didn't he think that bird was a plane?
Person 2: No, it was just a misperception.

misperception 

"there are many common misperceptions pertaining to copyright"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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