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Mismanagement

That is not what's happening at all Ben. Didn't I read an article that said Israel did mounted some operation because THEY were struggling with getting water? YES! There was! Because I referenced it in a previous post.
Hym "So it isn't MISMANAGEMENT as much as it is their inability to ACT WITH IMPUNITY. That seems like the purpose of reality for the incest zealots. Is to make it so THEY can act with IMPUNITY. Because if you can just get America to point a nuclear revolver at Mohammeds head you don't NEED to manage the water in you country because you can just fly to A DIFFERENT country... Take THEIR water and if they doth protest too much mommy America will just lift up her skirt and Ben can run in a clutch her thigh and everything will be alright. Just like Ree-lon. He needs to not be a retard but isn't that so he need mommy government to point the weaponized schizophrenia gun at my head while he absconds with what he needs from me because I'm NOT retard. I am the thing he needs to not be. It was already there. But he needs it none the less."
Mismanagement by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

Time Mismanagement 

The act of planning your day's activities out in advance, but doing it in such a way that this act consumes your whole day leaving no time for anything.
Boss: I have to organize my meeting requests. I can not keep track of them!
Employee #1: So will you be able to make our team meeting?
Boss: No I will be busy organizing my meeting requests.
<Boss leaves>
Employee #1: Oh so looks like our boss is now proficient in time Mismanagement.
Employee #2: I need to get trained in that so one day I can be a Boss.
Time Mismanagement by 0penGL May 28, 2011

hormonal mismanagement 

To be fired as a result of a work-related adulterous relationship.
Due to hormonal mismanagement with his executive officer, the Boeing CEO was fired.

McManagement 

Someone who's worked at a dead-end job long enough to achieve the title of boss, shift-leader or as we like to call it, "McManagement." This includes but is not limited to the fast-food industry, auto parts stores, gas stations and grocery stores.
McEmployee 1: Hey who's that dude in the fancy duds?

McEmployee 2: That's our McManagement.
McManagement by Nicky Sandman May 26, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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