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That one best friend everyone needs in their life. Reminds you to take a break. Takes care of your every mood. Motivates you to keep going. Stays close to your heart. It's hotter than your ex.
"A breakfast isn't breakfast without Misalgram's Misal."
"Damn that person is such a Misalgram!"
Misalgram by aawajwala November 24, 2021
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Misalgia 

The feeling of sentimental distaste for the past, typically for a period or place with negative personal associations.
Listening to Crazy Frog gives me the strongest feeling of misalgia, I used to hate it! Wanna go listen to some of their songs?
Misalgia by Picklwarrior1 June 10, 2016

malgrammarian 

mal'-gram-mayr'-eeyan... (n) - a person that habitually and ruthlessly slaughters the english language by ignoring basic principals of grammar, punctuation and spelling; including, but not limited to various media (text messages, written and oral communications), printed advertisements, posters, art, and yard sale signs. Much like alcoholism, the malgrammarian is addicted to poor grammar, and the habit can devastate his/her life, as well as their family's, friends' and co-workers.
Odds are that one out of every four people will encounter problems due to poor grammar in their workplace at sometime. Malgrammarians show patterns of poor concentration, missed deadlines, misinterpreted instructions, errors in judgement and lack of attention to details. Malgrammarians rationalize the problem by denial. They deny that grammar is a problem or that any of the problems in their lives are caused by poor grammar. In spite of all the harm it causes, the malgrammarian is unable to control their use of poor grammar.
malgrammarian by d smith May 17, 2006

Milgram's exception  

The Milgram experiment was a series of seminal social psychology experiments conducted by Yale University psychologist Stanley Milgram, which measured the willingness of study participants to obey an authority figure who instructed them to perform acts that conflicted with their personal conscience.

In Milgram's first set of experiments, 65 percent of experiment participants administered the experiment's final 450-volt shock, though many were very uncomfortable doing so; at some point, every participant paused and questioned the experiment, some said they would refund the money they were paid for participating in the experiment.

NO PARTICIPANT STEADFASTLY REFUSED TO ADMINISTER SHOCKS BEFORE THE 300-VOLT LEVEL.
Student 1 : Wow that took some guts! Carla sure knows how to stand up to the 'ol prof

Student 2 : yeah, a real Milgram's exception if I ever saw one...
adj. When a group of people do something irrational just because everyone else is doing it, or because no one is doing something, or because some authority figure instructs people to do something irrational. Named after the famous experiment in obedience conducted by Stanley Milgram in the 1960's.
"I am starving, but I don't want to be the first person to hit the buffet table by myself."

"Dude, stop being so milgram."
milgram by Rev. Pasternack September 5, 2008

Milgram Experiment 

When you're jerking off and you tase your asshole as soon as you cum to get the best orgasm.
Shit bro, I was jerking off last night and pulled a Milgram Experiment! Best orgasm I've had!
Milgram Experiment by redwizzo February 28, 2023

Missgrammaration 

Bob. Your stupid
Me. No the correct is you're stupid. That is a missgrammaration.
Bob. Stfu
Missgrammaration by JigGig May 4, 2017
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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