Minimum wage

Minimum wage is a disease spread around by companies who don't pay their workers alot of cash
Guy 1: Welp I'm off to my part time job

Guy 2: BACK UP I don't wanna catch the minimum wage
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A highly visible tattoo or piercing, usually located on the neck or hands. Also applies to excessive facial piercings or large gauge ear piercings.

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Dude, go check out the minimum wage on that guy cleaning the bathroom!

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Because of the minimum wage he got in college, Joe was never able to find a job paying more than seven dollars an hour.
by Wolfeman April 30, 2008
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Minimum wages

The thing that Mcdonalds courperation gives to Mcdonalds emplyees
Josh was going to work at Mcdonalds but was told to work at a sweat shop if he wanted more than Minimum wages
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A way for the upper class to keep people poor enough that they won't fulfill their dreams, while still giving them enough money to stay alive long enough to continue the cycle. There are ways to escape the purgatory that a minimum wage job entails, but most wage-slaves are too disillusioned by their meager station in life to take any serious action to improve it. The constant stream of bourgouise propaganda has convinced those on the rusty lower rung of the economic ladder that they don't deserve it anyway.
I started my new job last week, and my manager decided to fuck me in the ass while I washed the dishes, just to assert his dominance over me.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.
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(noun) The lowest possible amount/wage an employer can legally get by with paying their employees.
"What can I say?" Nikki pondered out loud, "Every job I've ever had would only pay me minimum wage. Sheeeet, I was born to lose, homie".
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Seems like a good idea, but its not. Creates unemployment and violates freedom of contract, if you dont understand how this could be true, check out an economics book, its basic econ.
Attempting to raise the minimum wage will result in poor people losing their jobs.
by youknow2 May 09, 2005
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In NY, it's $5.15. Our dear Govenor Pataki refused to sign a bill that could've raised it to $7.15 an hour, forgetting about the poor single parents who have to pay bills/rent/other expenses.
Instead of the people in Congress giving themselves raises, they need to think about the poor people.
by Diane November 29, 2004
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