mini muffins 

Tiny titties, just big enough to fit in your hand or mouth.

Bob: I hate mini muffins, give me huge tits any day
Mike: more then an mouthful is wasteful

mini muffins by Miklay March 7, 2004

Mini Muffins 

Its what happens when you leave your muffins in the oven with out watching them. Especially blueberry muffins, which breed like crazy. Mini muffins after born, are sold by the bag at super markets and local chain grocery stores.

Most muffins get eaten before they have their babies. However the muffins that have their babies, the babies are then called “Mini Muffins."

Dude!, have a mini muffin!

Mini Muffins by Cajunbaby August 31, 2004

Mini Muffins 

Columbian Currency

I paid that columbian wench in mini muffins

Mini Muffins by Jonny Mack March 24, 2004

Loser mini-muffin 

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

Loser mini-muffin by justin987654321 June 16, 2009

Mini Muffin 

An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.

Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!

Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.

Mini Muffin by Jeremyness February 8, 2007

mini muffin top 

What a woman has when her bra is too small and her breasts spill over the sides. Not as bad as a regular muffin top but still annoying from time to time.

Travis: Did you go out with Marina last night?
Nick: Yeah, but damn. She had the worst mini muffin top ever. I almost said something about how she should buy bras that fit.

mini muffin top by blue eyed angel October 30, 2008