SusieQ's definitions

mingerola

the second degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, 'mingerola 'is a 2 - bad but not the worst.

"Stacey is a semi-conga."
"No, she's not that bad. She's a mingerola."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

momma-conga

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.

"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

tile

A tile is a slang variant of idiot, fool, ignoramus, clown. Commonly used as a noun i.e. "He's such a tile." Less commonly as a verb: "Stop tiling around!" and even more infrequently as an adjective, as in "He does the most tiley things."

"Ashton Kutcher is such a tile."

by SusieQ June 9, 2005

Snowman's Finger

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.

Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.

by SusieQ August 24, 2008

Double O

In the manner of Bond - James Bond, in reference to his heightened abilities in the fields of suaveness, je ne sais quoi and general smoothness. Used as an adjective as in 'That car is double o'

'Do you like my new sound system?'
'Yeah man, double o.'

'What did you think of that band?'
'Double o.'

by SusieQ July 4, 2005

semi-conga

the third degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, semi-conga is a 3 - bad but not the worst.

"That girl I pulled last night was a mingerola."
"No way, she was worse than that. A semi-conga."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

raco

Pronounced 'rar-ko'. The quality of having bad breath or halitosis. It is most often used as a noun - i.e. 'he is raco'. It can also be used in an adjectival sense as in 'she has raco breath'.

'Man, your breath is raco after eating that kebab.'
'Thanks, I'll go and clean my teeth'.

and

'My cat is raco as f*ck.'

by SusieQ July 8, 2005