Definitions by SusieQ

Ahzzing 

Stop goofing around

Boys, stop your ahzzing around

Ahzzing by Susieq November 10, 2020

Snowman's Finger 

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.

Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.

Snowman's Finger by SusieQ August 24, 2008

bice 

Faeces.

Can be used as a noun e.g. 'a large bice' or a verb 'I'm going to bice'.

It originates from the Swedish word 'bajs' which means faeces.

"I really need to drop a bice after that kebab I ate last night."

"Where are you going, Pete?"
"To bice."

bice by SusieQ May 21, 2008

semi-conga 

the third degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, semi-conga is a 3 - bad but not the worst.

"That girl I pulled last night was a mingerola."
"No way, she was worse than that. A semi-conga."

semi-conga by SusieQ October 31, 2006

mingerola 

the second degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, 'mingerola 'is a 2 - bad but not the worst.

"Stacey is a semi-conga."
"No, she's not that bad. She's a mingerola."

mingerola by SusieQ October 31, 2006

momma-conga 

the fourth degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, momma-conga is the worst, and is saved for the truly reprehensible specimens.

"You're plumbing the depths tonight, Matt. That bird is a momma-conga!"
"I know. I'me desperate."

momma-conga by SusieQ October 31, 2006

crimping off a length of dirty spine 

Verb: to crimp off a length of dirty spine - to defecate.

- Where have you been, Mike?
- I've just been crimping off a length of dirty spine, mate.

crimping off a length of dirty spine by SusieQ October 4, 2005