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minge face 

u f***ing minge face, s*d off
minge face by bitch ho November 9, 2003
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Minge face 

Some one who has hair growth on their face for example a goatee that has been preened as one might preen ones pubic hair.
Gav is a minge face!!!!!
Minge face by Sweetie! September 1, 2006

Minge-face 

face minge 

The type of interim teenage beard that makes someone look like a twat
Hey Digby, did you check out the face minge on Clint? He looks like a twat!
face minge by SmurgleT April 24, 2016

Ming-Face 

A person who is very ugly faced.
Eww, look at that guy, he is such a ming-face! He looks like he has been hit with a shovel.
Ming-Face by Almacio January 13, 2009

mingeface 

Offensive synonym for Cuntface but even more offensive (likely to be unbareable to your nan).
or
A pasta based welsh dish from the valleys.
Oi.... you mingeface

Alright you mingeface, do you fancy some mingeface.

mmmmmmmmeeeehhh nice smelling mingeface.
mingeface by Simon, DeSmet (Arthur) December 27, 2005

mingface 

1. a word for use when you frget someones name.
2. a really nasty looking person.
you are such a mingface
mingface by malice November 20, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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