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Minerve is my bff chi and djenan she is soooo cool Chi said u hot ๐Ÿ˜œ
Minerve us def a cat person ๐Ÿฑ
Dogs r ugly EWWWW _minerve
by Chidjenminervee May 5, 2023
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Minerva McGonagall

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.
Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...
by Veronica Margaret January 18, 2012
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Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
by nonojuststop October 13, 2019
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Minerva

She was the virgin goddess of warriors, poetry, medicine, wisdom, commerce, weaving, crafts, and the inventor of music.1 She is often depicted with an owl, her sacred creature and, through this connection, a symbol of wisdom. She's also the most amazing girl in the world
Minerva is so amazing.

Minerva drives me crazy
by j_rockstar June 27, 2009
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Minervining

Feigning technology issues to avoid a question you don't know the answer to.
My boss kept asking me questions on that zoom call but I was hungover af, so started Minervining it until he moved on to someone else.
by Kweku Adoboli October 17, 2021
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minerva

1.An unusual greek name for girls.
2.The goddess of wisdom and war.
3.It's used to describe wisdom and beauty.
jennifer, thank you for your words of wisdom--you are a minerva.
by hawt chickkk December 31, 2008
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Minerva

1. The best person in the world
2. If you are called Minerva and you are reading this you are amazing. Yo are a person who has really clear ideas and you will defend them as a warrior. You are precious, and your eyes are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen in my life. Minerva I love you.
3. Goddes of wisdom and strategic warfare, justice, law, victory, and the sponsor of arts, trade, and strategy.
4. You are a goddess
Minerva is an amazing person
by Elquenastequiere November 23, 2021
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