me: he's not a vacuum cleaner! or pasta! or a dessert!
courtney: wait! wait! he's a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop!!
me: yes, that's the true definition of a 'minervini'!
courtney: wait! wait! he's a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop!!
me: yes, that's the true definition of a 'minervini'!
by Jess&Courtneyy May 15, 2009
Some albino ass kid who doesn’t shave his bush. Put a piece of provolone cheese next to him and you couldnt tell the difference. Kids mom wipes his ass and if he gets tired beating off, calls his mom over to do it for him. Micropenis looking ass gets horny o
ver rivers and boats... pretty much a chode
ver rivers and boats... pretty much a chode
Nick Minervini is a bitch
by PenisInMyAss8383 July 13, 2018