minervini

a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop.

me: he's not a vacuum cleaner! or pasta! or a dessert!
courtney: wait! wait! he's a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop!!
me: yes, that's the true definition of a 'minervini'!

by Jess&Courtneyy May 15, 2009

manervinate

The equivalent to masturbate. Said when near other adults or minors.

VERBS: man·er·vi·na·ted, man·er·va·na·ting, man·er·vin·ates

"I manervinate, therefore I am."
"Jay manervinates to Rooby."

by AnonymousFloridian July 2, 2006

Minervining

Feigning technology issues to avoid a question you don't know the answer to.

My boss kept asking me questions on that zoom call but I was hungover af, so started Minervining it until he moved on to someone else.

by Kweku Adoboli October 17, 2021

Minervino

Minervino (Min-er-vi-no -- there are no long vowels) An Italian surname, probably related to the name Minervini, there has been speculation that they were involved in the founding of Minervino Murge, a town in Italy. Many immigrated to the United States in the early 20th century, and made residence in the Portland Maine area. They have now spread across the country, but you are still lucky to find one, as it is not a common name. They are, however, very cool.

It's a last name... figure it out. though Papa Minervino is reserved for grandfathers.

by MasterMinervino July 30, 2010

Minorinise

To process of transforming your mentality when driving into an area typically inhabited by minorities. Transformation involves becoming aggressive, growing eyes in the back of your head and developing the ability to imagine acts of sickening brutality against the minority car drivers who constantly try to kill you with their bad driving.

Roger: "I can't believe we've almost been killed 6 times since driving into Tooting!"

Jeremy: "Did you forget to minorinise?"

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We're just coming up to brixton, commence minorinisation

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Passenger: "i don't want to die!!! You've got to minorinise!!!"

by jubijubijubi August 8, 2009