Minervining 

Feigning technology issues to avoid a question you don't know the answer to.

My boss kept asking me questions on that zoom call but I was hungover af, so started Minervining it until he moved on to someone else.

Minervining by Kweku Adoboli October 17, 2021

minervini 

a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop.

me: he's not a vacuum cleaner! or pasta! or a dessert!
courtney: wait! wait! he's a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop!!
me: yes, that's the true definition of a 'minervini'!

minervini by Jess&Courtneyy May 15, 2009