The act of playing Minecraft. Usually refers to someone that is hopelessly addicted to Minecraft. Generally is used when someone plays Minecraft for hours on end.
Loren: "Hey man, what are you doing today?"
Tyler: "I'll probably just Minecrafterbate all day."
"Hey bro, you and Ryan should come over and we can start a circle jerk of Minecrafterbation."
Loren: "Have you seen Tyler lately?"
Ryan: "No, I think he's been Minecrafterbating for the last few days."
Tyler: "Dude, my arm is so sore, I was minecrafterbating for like 10 hours straight today!"
Kiersten: *opens Minecraft*
Jake: Lets Minecrafterbate!!
Kiersten: ShUt ThE FuCk Up
Jake: *jerks on cock and plays pornhub at the same time*
Tommorow:
Kiersten: Hello Matt!!
Matt: That Jake's a total Minecrafterbater
Kiersten: IK. I heard him moaning and mining diamond at the same time. He is always Minecrafterbating.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!