mindful nut

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The big O that transcends reality.

She was meditating and masturbating simultaneously; resulting in an amazingly mindful nut.

mindful nut by UD Hero December 24, 2017

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mindful nut

When you give your partner a warning before ejaculating, usually by tapping the head or thick repeatedly before the release, so they can be prepared.

Pat: I'm so glad Lynn gave me a mindful nut. I hate it when I don't get a heads up.

mindful nut by UD Hero December 24, 2017

Mindful Nut

The act of reaching an orgasm in a normal waking state of consciousness, without the influence of any physical stimulation. This paramount state of spiritual, mental, and physical mastery is widely believed by many to be a myth.

"Bro, I finally completed the Iron Man Race! I got sub-11 hours!"

"That's nice, but last night I finally achieved the Mindful Nut."

"Man, I didn't even think that was possible."

Mindful Nut by Bobert McJefferson April 2, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026