minches

A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches

This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya

by Bigroar June 20, 2018

Minches

Inches that are really small. For when you want to make it sound like you have more length than you actually do.

"Yeah, I've got six minches!"
"Did you say inches?"
"Yeah, minches! Six minches!

by mitchmitchmitch33 May 26, 2022

No manches

Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”

Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”

by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

Manchester United vs Liverpool

The most hyped match in the English Premier League today, this is since both of these teams hate the crap out of each other.

Liverpool Fan: I hate those mancs, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon LFC!

Man Utd Fan: I hate them scousers, Manchester United vs Liverpool is today cumon united!

by FootballFan302 March 13, 2012

Minchismi

Often a group of five, Minchismi’s are a cult with a well known affinity for scrapbooking and humans with large noses. If you have an abnormally sized nose BEWARE! the minchismi’s generally have good eyesight and will scuttle towards any large nosed individual sighted and promptly begin to scrapbook them. If you are sneaky you may be able to peak inside their scrapbook to find their questionable drawings though they may also begin to peck you if they see.

Jerry: “Are you a Minchismi?”
Barbra: “Of course! I do love large noses.”

by BarbraBoggy28 May 25, 2021

Manchester, MI

Village in Southeast MI, home of the flying dutchmen. If you don't wear steel toe boots anda carhart on a daily basis and/or live on a farm, you probably don't belong here. Theres 4 half-black kids, so really only 2; and 3 asians who are adopted by white parents. 20 minutes west of the arrogant hippies of A2 and 20 east of the wankstas of Jackson, 20 north of the wiggers of Adrian, and 15 south of the coke heads of Chelsea, this small town is a unique buffer between these cities. You wanna party in Manchester? Drive around any night of the week and look for a barn thats lit up. Theres bound to be a game of beer pong and a joint being passed around. We don't even have a stoplight, so don't expect much, the Dairy queen doesn't even have chocolate ice cream. Supposeldy world famous for our annual chicken broil, town events revolve around the highschool sports or the Mens club. Theres 7 churches and 3 pizza joints in a town that rarely has over 100 kids per graduating class. Where will I be tonight? Hammies at The grey house. Yes sometimes we do actually party indoors even though with this crowd we probably should be outside.

After the football game, were gonna party in the parking lot in Manchester, MI

by Mr. Mowrer April 2, 2011

manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006