Definitions by Bigroar

minches

A term used to measure a mans dick 1 inch typically measures out to 1.73 Minches

This dude was saying that he had a 9 inch dick but his wife knew better so she asked him if he measured it in Minches

I got 6 minches of limp dick for ya

minches by Bigroar June 20, 2018

Minch 

A term used to describe the length of a mans penis. a typical inch is usually about 2 minches or one Minch is 1/2 an inch

He said he was going to give her 10 inches of thunder. His ex girlfriend said he must be measuring in Minches because he really has about 5 inches of failure. .

Minch by Bigroar June 20, 2018

inflatable life partner 

A socially acceptable way to refer to a sex or blowup doll

I told the manager of Starbucks if he kept running his mouth I was going to go to his studio apartment downtown and fuck his blowup doll to which he replied “ she is an inflatable life partner”

inflatable life partner by Bigroar May 22, 2018

inflatable lifepartner 

When you have to be politically correct for the dumb ass melinial when referring to his blow up doll.

I told the nerd if he kept talking shit I was going to go to his house and fuck his blow up doll to which he replied “ it’s an inflatable lifepartner”

inflatable lifepartner by Bigroar May 21, 2018