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Millennialize 

When you take something that isn't from the millennial time frame and give it millenial qualities by adding fads from the millennial time frame.
Katie and Lexie repainted the renaissance painting with a fidget spinner, galaxy print, and a septum piercing in it as a way to millennialize it.

Millennialize 

to remove any substance such as intellectual complexity, subtlety, or sophistication in favor of perceived style or swagger; to dumb down to the lowest common denominator in an attempt to appeal to everyone as often displayed by the culture, music, and arts of the Millennial Generation.
1.) J.J. Abrams Millennialized Star Trek in 2009.

2.) Ah crap I'm not going to see the new Robocop. You know they are just going to Millenialize it.

3.) Jim: "Wow old school hip hop is so much different than today's steaming pile of crap. Their lyrics used to have meaning, coherent structure, and wow they even told a story! What the hell happened?"

Jane: "Ah you know right around the late 1990s when MTV changed from showing music videos to reality TV, the only music being pushed was that that would appeal to the most people possible. Artists had to Millennialize their music to appeal to a new generation of culturually bankrupt, brainwashed, socially media addicted youth."

Jim: "Ah that makes sense. That's why music in general is just god awful these days. Well what comes next?"

Jane: "Collapse of Western Civilization.

4.) Jim: "Wow look at the difference between comedians of the past and comedians now. Eddie Murphy, George Carlin, and Chris Rock were actually intelligent, edgy, and creative. How did utter lame ass morons like Dane Cook ever become popular?"

Jane: "Either Dane Cook was never that funny or he Millenialized his act."

millennialize 

when a millennial trivializes their way out of an uncomfortable conversation, or situation to avoid being wrong, or taking responsibility for their action(s) or inaction(s)
Please don't millennialize the fact that you didn't recycle that empty soda can that you left in the refrigerator again, honey. Just recycle it next time.
millennialize by Vageena Lopez July 29, 2017

millennialese

The Millennials have a very distinct language of their own, which can only be described as Millennialese.
The way she coined that word in a sentence was nothing short of Millennialese.
millennialese by Blond Guru December 20, 2017

Millennifriends 

A group of millennials having a discussion in public real life setting.
John was at the craft beer house explaining to his millennifriends how he got the latest cooking gadget. They nodded as they listened ready to "like" and "repost" on social media
Millennifriends by Minox8x11 January 9, 2019

millennionaire 

A rich person who "made it" post-Y2K.
Bill Gates undoubtedly "did okay for himself" during da decades when desktop computers were becoming a thing, but he totally became a millennionaire after laptops and smart phones really took off.
millennionaire by QuacksO June 8, 2021