Milkycrack 

A way of describing someone's derrière as undesirable and wrinkly.

I heard she has a milkycrack.

Milkycrack by Mr.Sonnix January 6, 2022

mintycracknel 

Term given to the feeling one experiences having failed to wipe ones arse properly. Derived from the 70s/80s sweet which left a similar (though oral) itchy feeling.

"I've got bloody mintycracknel, I'm off to the bog"

mintycracknel by Dan Frank September 15, 2007

milkcricket

A long lanky white man that lets his balls hang out of his shorts

Austin, quit being a milkcricket!

milkcricket by djkjkjkjk March 2, 2024

Mikecrack

Mikecrack is a spanish youtuber with 50 million subscribers, he is the third spanish channel with more subscribers.

person 1: i love mikecrack
person 2: i love mikecrack too!

Mikecrack by Guillirex April 1, 2024