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milk dog 

(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.
Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then

Milk Dog 

A milk dog is a feral pregnant dog with her tits hanging out that is mostly going to bite you, to protect her young. If you get close. They are everywhere in china.
Better get out of here. There's a Milk Dog there
Milk Dog by Lee's June 29, 2020

Milk Dog 

The purest kind of dog, very Christian, very good. The goodest dog.
"Wow, that dog is a Milk Dog!"
Milk Dog by notnyasnt July 9, 2019

Milky Dogs

A girl with big tits.
"Hey Curtis check out them milky dogs"

In a nightclub
"Lets go get us some milky dogs!"
Milky Dogs by stejamc12 August 26, 2009
Exactly what you would expect. Literal milk from the utters of a woman dog. Meant for young dogs, but consumed by Hawaiian natives since the 15th century. Griffin Sutterfield's preferred form of milk.
Griffin poured himself a nice cool glass of dog milk for his afternoon snack.

I only have a dog for the milk. Dog milk is the most fresh when its straight from the utter. - Griffin Sutterfield

Hot dogs in their milk carton 

An uncultured person, particularly a homeschooler, doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.
“_____ doesn’t have all the hot dogs in their milk carton.”

“Well, you wouldn’t expect Kate to know - she doesn’t have all the hotdogs in her milk carton…”