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1: (adjective) Becoming extremely fat from overconsumption of milk (homogenized in most cases) and/or dairy products.

2: (noun) The fat cells in an living organism that is purely composed of milky fatty oils and whatnot.

3: (noun) the fatty portions of milk.
Fat bastard: yo man d'you think i'm a bit fat?

Skinny man: naw dude you's is MILKFAT cuz you only eats milk and drink cheese, man.

Fat bastard: naw man i eats milk stuffs only abouts 9 meals a half-day

Skinny man: thats whys you is filled with MILKFAT in you's fatty ass body

Fat bastard: screw u man. isnt milkfat the oily fat stuffs in milk?

Skinny man: naw, you just drunk again, man
milkfat by milkfat June 30, 2009
Words you can keep
The Eight-Teated Patron Goddess of the Evergreen State College. She is the Mother of Creation, and Her teats represent the Eight facets of life
UW kid: WTF is Milkrat yolo swag 4/20 blaze it bitch
Greener: The Mother of my Salvation.
Milkrat by Kenny Tonto November 6, 2014
another way of saying lactate. This being...having milk coming out of a woman's breasts.
Dude, you can't have this baby, your breasts are going to, like, milktate.
milktate by little_one January 12, 2008

milfatorium 

A social scene filled with MILFs
The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.
milfatorium by forkalsrud June 2, 2007
MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.
Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing
Milfates by thisismynewname October 7, 2011

Cocoa Milkhat 

When a black man ejaculates onto the top of someone's head.
Man1: How was your date with Michelle?
Man2: It was fantastic, I gave her the ol' Cocoa Milkhat.
Cocoa Milkhat by Shooty43 May 10, 2018

milfattractorr 

the hottest person like in the history of ever not only that but they are extremely funny like she should be the next president he would do a perfect job at it
bro who tf is milfattractorr?”
“our next president milfattractorr2024
SLAYYYYY
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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