milkfurating

purchasing large amounts of milk so you can feel good about your self.

i was really down yesterday but don't worry, i went milkfurating, 6 pints of cravendale and know I'm fine.

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Milkulating

When an individual hasn't jelqed in over three full moons and has a backup in their scrotal saq, they must cleanse themselves of the milk.

someone: Ryan been milkulating all day bruh
someone else: wtf bro? Ill jerk him off.

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When a woman is pregnant, and/or lactating, and her boobs are hard.

"I didnt want to touch my wife's boobs while she was pregnant because she could have been milkulating"

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