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Milk Bagger 

Similar to a Carpet Bagger, a milk bagger is a person who is hated by the general population, and does change the milk. Said "Milk Bagger" is someone who will drink the rest of the bag of milk, and they will put it back in the fridge. This person must be dealt with by being given the asshat treatment.
Joe just chugged the rest of the milk and shoved it to the back of the fridge. What a dirty milk bagger.
Milk Bagger by SenecaTruelove March 2, 2009
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Milk-Bagger 

Someone who puts their jug of milk in a plastic bag instead of using the handle the jug comes with.
Cashier: *rings up the milk* are you a Milk-Bagger
Customer *surprise Pikachu face*
Cashier: do you put your jug of milk you bought here in a (insert grocery store name) bag.
Milk-Bagger by Minnesotaman18 October 11, 2021

Milk Bagged

The act of placing ones breast(male or female) on another person's body shoulder, arm and so on
Nathan just milk bagged Misty Amanda's shoulder!
Milk Bagged by Missmyass June 19, 2016

badger milk 

like steroids but with more omph!!! and better and faster and more powerful results
bri serves a volleyball over the net and it goes across the endline because she is so powerful.

birdy: 'Roids!!!
taylor: on the badger milk are we bri??
badger milk by AllieBaBy02010 April 17, 2006

Bagged Milk

Milk sold in bags by half-retarded Canadians.
"Do you want your bagged milk bagged?"
Bagged Milk by FuckingBaggedMilk January 16, 2009

Badger Milk 

You all know John Basedow, right? Well, he drinks Badger Milk(TM)(C)(Patent Pending). That is correct!! Some people question the use of steroids in athletes but badger milk is 14.6 times more effective than steroids and it is apparent that John Basedow uses it frequently. Leave him alone! HE IS AN ANIMAL!!! ROWR!!!
That badger milk made John super strong!
Badger Milk by ainmosni January 22, 2009

bagged milk

the reason why i don't wanna go anywhere near canada
bagged milk is a disgrace to man kind
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