Probably the sexiest pokemon in the world. Evolves from a shitty Feebas thats hard as anything to catch in the game. You can only evolve Feebas with 'Love' - whatever the fuck that is. But having a miltoic makes you a total bro. They're fucking dragons that live in the water!
Guy 1: Do you have a Milotic?!?!
Guy 2: No.. i just have Feebas
Guy 1: Love the shit out of that fucktard; Milotics are fucking epic!
Mimetic desire, the desire for what somebody else has or wants, accounts for why I really want to go out with a guy that a lot of other girls findattractive.
mill-uh-titch n. one who militiches.
v. to stall, in the context of an athletic competition, usually with the intention of securing a victory.
Wrestling: "Aww, c'mon. He's just holding him there waiting for the time to run out. He's militiching him!"
Football: The quarterback militiched by dropping to a knee until the clock ran out.