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Mikey Williams

The nigga a goat at ball but he be cocky now. He be slacking on defense but on offense he finna jump over u. He think he a ghetto ass kid who was born in the trenches but the nigga was born in the suburbs with a corvette for his birthday
MIKEY WILLIAMS ON PLAYING DEFENSE.

:lets the guy blow right by him and proceeds to run on a fastbreak to go do a windmill

Mikey Williams

A high school basketball player who can dunk harder than curry . He was also a trend on TikTok because of his signature hand pose
- playing b-ball in the park

Man 1 : bro stop pulling a Mikey Williams

Man 2: this just how I play

Mikey Williams

mikey williams is a blonde heterosexual male with a white privileged life.
is that mikey williams? yes it is because he has a recessive trait to where it makes his hair blond.
Mikey Williams by _poopyluv_ June 14, 2021

Mikey williams

Nba basketball player fiancé to Ariel and they share a child River Creek Williams.
“Hey you know Mikey Williams the nba basketball player, he belong to Ariel not Nia
Mikey williams by Ariinationn December 9, 2021

mike williams 

criminal

bum

loser

named after the former receiver of the usc trojans, detroit lions, and most recently, the oakland raiders. mike williams gained word association with these less than glamorous words largely in part to the manner in which he stole millions of dollars from two nfl franchises while arriving late to nearly all team functions, sleeping through meetings, over-ingesting hostess snack foods and forgetting how to play the position of wide receiver.
"hey guys, we missed you at work yesterday. where were you?"

"aw man, i mike williams'ed a fifty out my moms purse, bought some mushrooms and took a day off."

"you man, i woke up, got high and mike williams'ed a whole box of little debbies. i was in no shape to come to work."

"you know mr ford fired you two idiots. what are you gonna do now?"

"shit, we was talkin'... we'll probably go down to the state building and see if we can get some food stamps. who needs work if you can get on the mike williams pay plan?"

mike williams by stu in the zoo December 9, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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