Mike Ditka

a) A coded means of saying the phrase "My Dick" in public.

"Yeah, Mike Ditka was all over that"

by Highlander King November 17, 2009

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian

Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!

by IanChristian March 13, 2009

mike ditkas jock strap

A very smelly and used garment, also the name of my uncle’s fantasy football team

Mike ditkas jock strap smells like ass

by Fiendish end November 2, 2023