A derisive word used to belittle and demean another individual, especially if they happen to be spanish/mexican/dirty. Puto has a similar connotation as calling a man a "bitch" but may also be used in reference to any dirty slut who deserves it.

hombre #1: "I ain't afraid of no jail meng"

hombre #2: "You should be. They're gonna pass your puto ass around like currency"

by MiK March 25, 2003

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budgie

Polite word used to replace the 'C Word' where not appropriate eg; on a chat-forum such as Saintsforever where young, innocent eyes could be reading.

That blokes a total budgie if you ask me. Stop treating me like a budgie you budgie.

by MiK February 17, 2005

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burnley

A shite hole, with the very shite football club, burnley is very competetive with blackburn, but blackburn always seems to win at everything

Fu*k burnley right off, sheep sheep sheep shaggers,

by MiK January 07, 2004

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