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juan miguil 

He is ugly and sad. He is also lonely but everyone is always around him. His name is Texas chilly bowl
Friend: hey look at that guy. He's so Juan miguil
Friend 2: I know right
juan miguil by Texaschillybowl August 10, 2017

miguelbass 

Portuguese musician who gained legendary cult status for his renditions of Chris Squire bass lines posted on YouTube. Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist and all around nice guy.
Miguelbass' version of Yes' "I'm Running" kicked major ass!
miguelbass by Resedo January 1, 2010

miguelina 

yes! she is a very kind,beautiful,funny girl. she will make you smile any time but watch out shes spicy! abyways she will make your day and catch any mans eye in a split second. shes an angel!
guy-"who's that?"
girl-"that's a miguelina!"
guy-"shes so pretty!"
miguelina by jayangrod April 23, 2018

Who is Miguel?

Who is Miguel? stems from centuries ago, when a group of teenagers tried to gatekeep their friend Miguel's identity, but after his vanishing shortly after, he has been lost. The mystery of Miguel's identity has been now lost in time, and the mystery of who he is has been trying to be solved by detectives for nearly 400 years. If people find who Miguel is, some of the many mysteries of the old world might be found. Research has shown that Miguel might be linked to a boy named Alex.
Person 1: Who is Miguel?
Person 2: my boy, we have been asking the same question for nearly a lifetime...
Who is Miguel? by p3bl August 23, 2022

miguel cazarez mora 

a gorgeous lad who plays another gorgeous lad robin who is also gorgeous queen and bros got 6 toes but we do not shame and his eyelashes are so long and bros hair is so beautiful he literally needs his own brand of shampoo (deffo would buy)
"name the most gorgeous guy youve ever seen before"
"miguel cazarez mora"

Miguel's Bitch 

A nonexistent slut made up by some cunt named Miguel. The only ways anyone could see through his bullshit is if; he remains vague about who she is or where she's from,only really describes her as "blonde" despite him not even knowing what ''she"looks like, is never usually seen with him, and he often gives no answer when further asked about how she looks like or refuses to show any pictures of "her".
Person 1: did you hear about Miguel's Bitch?
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.
Miguel's Bitch by SubNio April 29, 2019