A so called region of England that people from Birmingham and the surrounding areas seem to think exists, though everyone knows that the only reason they claim this mythical land to be real is they do not want to be classified as 'northern'.
Londoner: So where in the UK are you from?
Brummie: I'm from the Midlands
Londoner: Where? You mean the north right?
by Yo Yo Yo 456679 March 09, 2021
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Someone from the Midlands in the UK, due to their geographical location in England is neither a Northern Monkey, or a Southern Fairy. A strong divide is fiercely argued between Northerners and Southerners as to who is better and lives at the better end of the country, in reality neither can speak English without strong and annoying accents and the Midlands is where the normal people live.
Chris is from Northampton so therefore is a Midlander, not a monkey or a fairy, and can talk and be understood correctly.
by daniel horan May 29, 2007
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One of the single most boring places to live. This town is the hometown of the Dow Chemical Company and Dow Corning. Consequently inhabitants tend to mutate. Located in Michigan.
Person 1: Im like totally hanging out at Jen's house in Midland Tonight
Person 2: Hope you dont come back glowing green.
by firefox4tehwinzyo April 01, 2009
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A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.
Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?

Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?

Crih: Idk...

Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
by Laniqua y Chonquique June 15, 2011
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A town in the middle of no where Texas, were everyone is too involved in sports. That has horrible shopping but great mexican food.
You can so tell she's from Midland.
by I am the world June 04, 2010
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Easily The Dirtiest Most Fucked up Place on the face of the earth. Its a Place Where Abo's Congregate To Drink Emu Export...Then Sleep...And in some cases....Die. Midland is a pimple on societys ass. Oh yea i spose its got a train station which is ok...But the rest is Fucked.

P.S - Midland Is in Australia, W.A....
"Dude are you going to midland tonight?", "What the fuck man? Who in their right mind would want to go there???"
by Scottytown August 29, 2007
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