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Midhurst 

A small village located two hours away from Toronto. Since the only things it has is an elementary school; a general store; a few churches; and many, many trees, all of its citizens travel five minutes to the city of Barrie for almost all needs.

To the residents of Barrie, Midhurst is considered a place where only rich people live. This is partly true. There are little to none working-class folk, but most people are middle/upper-middle class. Although, there are a disproportionate amount of doctors and businessmen. The only working-class people there are the ones who bought their house 25 years ago when Midhurst real estate was as cheap as Barrie's.

The inhabitants of Midhurst are almost exclusively white, straight, married couples and their children. Most wives are stay-at-home or work part-time, even when their children are old enough to attend school, or have left home. This is because most women have husbands who make enough money on their own. Unless the husband is a teacher or doctor, almost all of them commute to Toronto for work.

Children who are raised in this village have little-to-no understanding of how the real world works, and have no idea how lucky they are to have grown up at least middle-class. This leads to something of a culture shock when they reach high school.
*Pretty girl gets out of her parents' BMW with her Coach book bag and Guess jeans.*
"She must be from Midhurst."

Guy: "Did you hear about that guy who drove home drunk and smashed his dad's Lincoln Navigator?"
Girl: "No...does he live in Midhurst?"
Guy: "Obviously."

Barrie Guy: I hate my car. It always breaks down.
Midhurst Guy: So why don't you just get a new car? *is genuinely confused*
Barrie Guy: WTF?
Midhurst by Nicole234 November 14, 2011
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someone who thinks everyone has a 13 year old sick mind
MY NAME IS MEDHURST AND CAVENDISH YOU HAVE A SICK MIND
Medhurst by Nhutic October 8, 2018

Coop Coop/Mehdi/Wayne Rooney/Meddy Beddy/Medhurst 

A true blue rigalicious bussy cobba who's opps with Tug Schultz, Tim Schultz(LCK) and Eric Delanator. Med is known for feats such as walking on a injured foot, missing his Mrs.'s Hand, going on Keto like a demon and many more. if you run into Med make sure to diss his girl and call him bussy. Follow Meddy Beddy at cooper.m0_0 on tiktok
Oi Coop Coop/Mehdi/Wayne Rooney/Meddy Beddy/Medhurst you fuckin buss, your girl is a munted horse you twink.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026